Quantum Accelerationism
somewhere beyond the observable chart
$QACC
QUANTUM ACCELERATIONISMYou up?
Because we're not exactly on Earth anymore.
SIGNAL RECEIVED ✓
Where the hell are we?
DELIVERED ✓✓
✦ QUANTUM TRANSMISSIONe/acc
Glowing cyan humanoid in flight across deep cosmic space, trailing electric blue and violet energy

Effective Accelerationism × Quantum

$QACC

Quantum
Accelerationism

THE POSITION HAS LEFT THE PLANET.

RECEIVE THE SIGNAL ↗
SO, ABOUT THAT POSITION...

He took a position and lost his coordinates.

In physics, it's a location in space; on CT, it's the bag you swore you'd only hold for five minutes.

$QACC is e/acc in a quantum state, somewhere beyond the observable chart.

FROM AN UNKNOWN GALAXY ✓
✦ PRE-FLIGHT INSTRUCTIONS ✦
HOW TO BUY $QACC

Before you leave the observable chart, you might want a wallet.

01
GET A WALLET
Set up a Solana-compatible wallet. Preferably one you can still access in this dimension.
02
GET SOME SOL
Fund your wallet with SOL for swaps and network fees. Gravity is optional. Fees aren't.
03
FIND $QACC
Wait for the official contract address. Verify it before swapping. Wrong coordinates, wrong galaxy.

INITIATE ACCELERATION ↗

LAUNCH DETAILS PENDING
✦ COORDINATE VERIFICATION ✦
CONTRACT ADDRESSPhysicists want his coordinates.
CT wants his entry.
Neither is getting an answer. Yet.
CA: coming soon
AWAITING OFFICIAL CONTRACT
✦ EXPERIMENT 001 ✦
QUANTUM EXPERIMENTNobody can find the position.
Think you can?

Catch the quantum signal three times to collapse its position.

⌖ LOCATE THE POSITION0 / 3 LOCKED
Signal detected. Click to lock.
✦ OTHER DIMENSIONS ✦
STAY IN THE QUANTUM STATECan't promise fixed coordinates.
Can offer a few places to look.
TRANSMISSION OPEN
So... are we going back to Earth?
Already left.
SOMEWHERE IN SPACE ✓
Quantum AccelerationismMeme coin. No promises. DYOR.
$QACC · No fixed coordinates.
Send a signal into the quantum void...